its not stalking. its research.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Girls should come with a carfax report
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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