Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
We need to get me chipped asap
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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