She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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