She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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