True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
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Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
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Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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