I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
so let's talk penis.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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