I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Nobody cheats on THIS.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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