This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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