hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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