is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
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just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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