how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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