Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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