Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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