His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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