yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Found your dick twin last night
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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