Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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