well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
i think i just lost a toe
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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