I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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