Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
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My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
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I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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