On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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