how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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