I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
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I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
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Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.