We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio