I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection