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i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head

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(630): i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head http://tfl.nu/n75x

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It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"

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(919): It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it" http://tfl.nu/8bv4

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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.

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(843): Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat. http://tfl.nu/tf28

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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.

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(709): Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob. http://tfl.nu/pavi

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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle

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(919): my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle http://tfl.nu/ki3d

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.

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(336): I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying. http://tfl.nu/o8vt

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(330): View more from Ohio

I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me

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(330): I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me http://tfl.nu/zsgz

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Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.

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(706): Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon. http://tfl.nu/nu6w

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he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."

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(716): he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...." http://tfl.nu/2b45

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I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.

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(865): I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday. http://tfl.nu/q5oo

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I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him

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(951): I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him http://tfl.nu/3cah

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there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me

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(405): there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me http://tfl.nu/c4z7

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I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going

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(626): I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going http://tfl.nu/kgzn

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet

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(+44): Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet http://tfl.nu/0iwg

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I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.

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(954): I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair. http://tfl.nu/we6x

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