You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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