the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
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I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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