Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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