the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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