You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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