Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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