i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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