just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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