Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I smell stomach acid.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I touched a dick in church today
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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