So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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