So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Nicole vs. Life
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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