Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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