It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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