I look better un-naked...
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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