The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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