Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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