i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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