4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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