You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
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I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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