You work out of a Hotel?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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