my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
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After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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