Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
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There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
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PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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