yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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