so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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