do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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