8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
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I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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