Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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