i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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