This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ketchup is God's man juice
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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