Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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