Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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