you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
so much tequila, so little girl.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
