dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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