But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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