he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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