Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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