super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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