Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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